King US President

Oh what a peaceful morning !
On aljazeera today, they say,
The top story is perhaps the collapse
Of a three-storey-
Building in Beijing;
The next biggest news on BBC NEWS
Is about Madonna whose daughter’s gonna
Meet the man who deflowered her;
And then there’s the story of the glory
Of Africa, which, they say, today,
Will be purchased by Bill Gates
And will be prosperous
And its story wonderous.
No wars today on aljazeera
No terror today on aljazeera
For the world is now more peaceful
Without Saddam & Zarkawi
With only Karzay & Badawi
With only Chris Finch & David Lynch
And King US President
On top of the World!

Darling

“Darling,” said Blair in the morning,
I had a dream;
That’s why you heard me scream.
I saw myself in Manhattan
Having tea with Bin Ladin.
He looked me in the eye
And said, ‘Why can’t you and I
Convert Bush to the Faith of Jesus
And remind him that Jesus
Preached love and brotherhood,
Not war and cowboyhood.’
And then he served me dates
And said, ‘Tell Bill Gates
To rebuild Iraq and Afghanistan
Or else America will become
Americanistan!’”